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Forced Into This

I was forced into this. Not my fault if I blind your eyes. You can thank aneongirl.
Sep 17 '16

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

Sep 17 '16

paradynamic:

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

tatted-matty:

Olive harvesting

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

Bad and naughty trees go to the

W I G G L E U M B R E L L A

Sep 17 '16
siberianpine:
“ It’s amazing how big pockets have gotten in the last twenty years
”

siberianpine:

It’s amazing how big pockets have gotten in the last twenty years

Sep 16 '16
pricklylegs:
“ firstfiveminutesafterdeath:
“ House in rural Russia
”
House in rural Russia my ass will never visit.
”

pricklylegs:

firstfiveminutesafterdeath:

House in rural Russia

House in rural Russia my ass will never visit.

Sep 14 '16

madelinegxvx:

peppermintdegenerate:

bogleech:

lymphonodge:

kikuzu:

(via ✿_マリコさんのツイート: “#秘密にしておきたかった生き物 ホヤの子供。カールおじさんホヤって愛唱で呼ばれてるけどかわいいと思う https://t.co/RxCXlTwIph”)

:O :O :O :O :O

These are tunicates and the rings really are their mouths but I don’t know what the dots are for!

:O       :O         :O :O

     :O    :O :O

  :O                 :O          :O

dots used to see

(Source: twitter.com)

Sep 14 '16

when you get caught in a lie but you have no poker face

flootzavut:

confessionsofacollegerepublican:

equestrianrepublican:

wareve:

image

He’s looks like an animatronic komodo dragon…

That description is flawless.

Tumblr has surpassed itself with this one.

(Source: disturbedtomparis)

Sep 14 '16

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cellular-thirst:

boombangbing:

amazon-x:

hawkeye vs. deadpool #001

But look at sad Wade.

but why is he sad:

context makes me feel better

I’ve seen some people saying that this annoyed them because it had Kate making fun of Wade’s looks but I always read her reaction in that last panel as her being like ‘WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME PUTTING MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH’ and being mad at herself for saying something insensitive than her making that face in a ‘Oh god he’s so ugly’ way

(Source: ivern)

Sep 13 '16

kinkstertime:

reginaofyork:

liteskin-slaveboy:

bellaxiao:

she’s only 62

Right? Only? When I read this book in the first grade it felt like she was ancient. But damn less than 60 years ago schools were still segregated

I double checked her age in case this was an old post still floating around tumblr, but it is correct. She turned 62 yesterday (9/8/16). Excuse me while I go try to wrap my mind around this now…

This also means that all of those other kids in the school who were shouting abuse and spitting on her are still alive, and considering retirement age is 65, very possibly still working. Wonder if anyone that age became a police officer…

Sep 13 '16
anjaroid:
“
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anjaroid:

image

(Source: egberts)

Sep 13 '16

Perfect politicians don’t exis–

cerebralzero:

spiritempress:

image

Fenriz never asked for this

Sep 12 '16
  • that one DC artist: I think we should make all the robins different races and give them interesting facial traits like hair streaks and freckles. Really take the time to add personality to their look ya know?
  • the other DC artist: that DUMB lets just draw them all the same but make them different heights.
Sep 10 '16
Sep 10 '16